I’m very disappointed that there aren’t any hotdog or taco emojis.
following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
in the most innocent way possible:
taking off your shoes in my bedroom,
climbing under the sheets and watching
whatever’s in my Netflix queue,
barely even touching
as we talk about our days until we
fall asleep with our
clothes still on.
But another, hungrier part of me
wants you unbuttoning your shirt
before you’re completely through my door,
falling onto my bed,
scrambling to make your fingers
unbutton my shirt faster,
while your mouth shakes out
my name the entire time.
|—||Safe To Say A Lot’s Going Through My Head When I Think About You | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)|
"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"
be like cat paws
very nice, very soft, very squishy,
but when threatened?
My entire personality in two images.
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’